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{"id":3328,"date":"2010-09-29T17:44:42","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T16:44:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coiso.net\/?p=3328"},"modified":"2010-09-29T17:44:42","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T16:44:42","slug":"da-crise-como-oportunidade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/da-crise-como-oportunidade\/","title":{"rendered":"Da crise como oportunidade"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2014<\/a>As crises n\u00e3o s\u00e3o necessariamente coisas m\u00e1s. Podem ser elas as geradoras de oportunidades de neg\u00f3cio.<\/p>\n

Que o diga o Tira Fumos (alcunha de Camilo Feliciano) que, em plena crise de 1979, com o FMI instalado em Portugal, lan\u00e7ou esta vigorosa Campanha de F\u00e9rias.<\/p>\n

O homem afinava o motor do nosso carro e garantia mais 30% de rendimento com menos consumo, “eliminando o po\u00e7o do seu autom\u00f3vel sem alterar nada de f\u00e1brica” (o po\u00e7o do autom\u00f3vel?!). E tudo isto por uns m\u00edseros 1,7 euros, se o carro fosse pequeno ou 2,49 euros, se o carro fosse grande, nada dizendo para os carros de tamanho m\u00e9dio.<\/p>\n

Mas o Tira Fumos devia andar um pouco confuso, fruto, qui\u00e7\u00e1, da press\u00e3o do FMI. O resto do an\u00fancio, publicado no Di\u00e1rio Popular, no dia 21 de Julho de 1979, \u00e9 incompreens\u00edvel:<\/p>\n

“Apenas uma afina\u00e7\u00e3o especial\/ \u00e9 gr\u00e1tis\/ 2 afina\u00e7\u00f5es por dia\/ s\u00f3 paga depois de comprovada esta afina\u00e7\u00e3o”.<\/p>\n

Afinal, era gr\u00e1tis ou s\u00f3 se pagava depois de verificar que o Tira Fumos tinha afinado a coisa como deve ser?…<\/p>\n

Mas o Camilo tinha-os no s\u00edtio. Se n\u00e3o ficasses satisfeito com o trabalho e quisesses tirar satisfa\u00e7\u00f5es, era s\u00f3 ires \u00ed\u00a0 Rua Elias Garcia, 157-3\u00ba Dto, na Amadora, que era onde o mec\u00e2nico morava.<\/p>\n

Ah grande Tira Fumos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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