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“Senhor Arcanjo, vamos jantar; caem os anjos no alguidar”*<\/em><\/p>\n

O Jos\u00e9 S\u00f3crates, que \u00e9 engenheiro; h\u00e1-de sofrer o ano inteiro
\nO Ministro Teixeira, que \u00e9 das Finan\u00e7as; vai para casa, limpar faian\u00e7as<\/p>\n

E o Cavaco, que \u00e9 Presidente; vai ser eleito mas cai-lhe um dente
\nE ao Alegre, que \u00e9 derrotado; cai-lhe a barba num oleado<\/p>\n

Fernando Nobre, que confus\u00e3o; \u00e9 acusado de obstipa\u00e7\u00e3o
\nJo\u00e3o Jardim, que alegria!; morre afogado em aletria<\/p>\n

Beringelas e couves das hortas; s\u00e3o estrumadas p’lo Paulo Portas
\nE o bloquista Xico Lou\u00e7\u00e3; vai dar pulinhos como uma r\u00e3<\/p>\n

O Sr. Pedro Passos Coelho; morre de susto ao ver-se ao espelho
\nE aquele tipo do PCP; fica quieto, n\u00e3o sei porqu\u00ea<\/p>\n

Quanto ao Sr. \u00ed\u201angelo Correia; ai vai levar uma tareia
\nE a ger\u00eancia do BPN; n\u00e3o vai dizer i\u00e9sse ui qu\u00e9ne<\/p>\n

E quanto \u00ed\u00a0 d\u00edvida, que \u00e9 soberana; fica a dieta, s\u00f3 de banana
\nE os mercados de capitais; ser\u00e3o dissolvidos em v\u00e1rios sais<\/p>\n

O franci\u00fa, Sr. Sarkozy; vai para a cama com o FMI
\nE Angela Merkel, que \u00e9 muito m\u00e1; vai limpar lixo com esta p\u00e1<\/p>\n

O Zapatero, espanholito; mant\u00e9m-se \u00ed\u00a0 tona, mas aflito
\nE o Berlusconi, italiano; chupa um mamilo, mas por engano<\/p>\n

E da Europa civilizada, j\u00e1 resta pouco ou quase nada<\/p>\n

“E as quatro filhas do maraj\u00e1; v\u00e3o de patilhas beber o ch\u00e1”<\/em>*<\/p>\n

* “Senhor Arcanjo”, letra e m\u00fasica de Jos\u00e9 Afonso<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Senhor Arcanjo, vamos jantar; caem os anjos no alguidar”* O Jos\u00e9 S\u00f3crates, que \u00e9 engenheiro; h\u00e1-de sofrer o ano inteiro O Ministro Teixeira, que \u00e9 das Finan\u00e7as; vai para casa, limpar faian\u00e7as E o Cavaco, que \u00e9 Presidente; vai ser eleito mas cai-lhe um dente E ao Alegre, que \u00e9 derrotado; cai-lhe a barba num […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[583,739,59],"class_list":["post-3582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coisas","tag-cancoes","tag-jose-afonso","tag-politica"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Cpjx-VM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}