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{"id":6877,"date":"2015-12-26T14:58:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-26T14:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coiso.net\/?p=6877"},"modified":"2015-12-26T14:58:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-26T14:58:45","slug":"votem-marcelo-e-ide-para-o-purgatorio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coiso.net\/votem-marcelo-e-ide-para-o-purgatorio\/","title":{"rendered":"Votem Marcelo e ide para o Purgat\u00f3rio!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Marcelo Rebello de Sousa \u00e9 o novo presidente da Rep\u00fablica.<\/p>\n

As elei\u00e7\u00f5es s\u00e3o desnecess\u00e1rias.<\/p>\n

A edi\u00e7\u00e3o de hoje do DN, publica uma entrevista com o candidato-praticamente-eleito.<\/p>\n

E o homem diz coisas lindas.<\/p>\n

Primeira coisa linda:<\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00abUm s\u00edtio onde \u00e9 sensacional rezar o ter\u00e7o \u00e9 a nadar no mar\u00c2\u00bb<\/p>\n

Que ternura cat\u00f3lica!<\/p>\n

Nunca me passaria pela cabe\u00e7a rezar a nadar o ter\u00e7o.<\/p>\n

Sobretudo porque n\u00e3o sei fazer uma coisa nem outra!<\/p>\n

Ser\u00e1 que o futuro presidente Marcelo, quando nada, reza o ter\u00e7o para que n\u00e3o se afogue?<\/p>\n

Seria mais avisado n\u00e3o ir sequer nadar!<\/p>\n

Pode acontecer deus estar distra\u00eddo e, apesar do nadador rezar com muito fervor, ir ao fundo na mesma!<\/p>\n

Segunda coisa linda:<\/p>\n

\u00c2\u00abAcredito no Purgat\u00f3rio, h\u00e1 uma puni\u00e7\u00e3o por aquilo que \u00e9 o saldo negativo do haver-dever\u00c2\u00bb<\/p>\n

Um presidente que acredita no Purgat\u00f3rio – e, por extens\u00e3o, no C\u00e9u e no Inferno!<\/p>\n

Pensei que j\u00e1 n\u00e3o havia disto!<\/p>\n

Acredito que o pr\u00f3prio Papa Francisco j\u00e1 nem acredita nessas tretas!…<\/p>\n

Mas Marcelo acredita.<\/p>\n

O homem acredita que h\u00e1 uma puni\u00e7\u00e3o pelo saldo negativo do haver-dever?<\/p>\n

Porra: ent\u00e3o n\u00e3o \u00e9 suficiente ter tido o Cavaco dez anos como Presidente e depois levar com o Marcelo?<\/p>\n

Para que raio precisamos n\u00f3s do Purgat\u00f3rio?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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