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A ministra da Sa\u00fade n\u00e3o gosta do amarelo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Duas horas depois da DGS ter dito, pela voz da sua Directora-Geral, que os bolentins de sa\u00fade das criancinhas iam deixar de ser azuis e cor-de-rosa, consoante o sexo, e passariam a ser todos amarelos, Ana Paula Martins, ministra da Sa\u00fade, fez sair um comunicado a informar que essa ideia peregrina seria posta de lado e volt\u00e1vamos ao que estava: boletim azul para os machos e cor-de-rosa para as f\u00eameas. Os amarelos s\u00e3o da Carris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se Ana Paula Martins tivesse sido t\u00e3o lesta a enfrentar a crise do INEM, talvez n\u00e3o tivessem ocorrido tantas mortes por falta de assist\u00eancia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mas a culpa- sabemos agora, foi da secret\u00e1ria de Estado da Gest\u00e3o da Sa\u00fade, aquela simp\u00e1tica que disse que a Comunica\u00e7\u00e3o Social estava com anemia, querendo significar amn\u00e9sia \u2013 ou ent\u00e3o, foi do chefe do INEM, rec\u00e9m-nomeado pela ministra \u2013 ou, em \u00faltima inst\u00e2ncia, a culpa \u00e9 mesmo do Montenegro que foi nomear ministra uma senhora que afirmou n\u00e3o ter capacidade para ser chefe do Hospital de Santa Maria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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